Nerds vs Jocks

NERDS vs JOCKS

     In answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be
      a jock or a nerd?" I submit the following:

      Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game:
      $10,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30
      minutes per game.

       Assuming $40 million in endorsements next year, he'll
       be making $178,100 a day (working or not)!

       Assuming he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000
       every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his
       head.

       If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but
       he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

       If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618
       while boiling it.

       He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage (after the
       wage hike)

       He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of
       Friends.

      If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000)
      it would take him a whole 12 hours.

       If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement
       money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00
      every second.

       He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of
       golf, but will be `reimbursed' $33,390 for that
       round.

       Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his
       income into his tax deferred account (401k), he will
      hit the federal cap of $9500 for such accounts at
       8:30 a.m. on January 1st, 1997.

       If you were given a tenth of a penny for every dollar
      he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a
       year.

       He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter
       dash in the Olympics.He'll make about $15,600 while
       the Boston Marathon is being run.

       While the common person is spending about $20 for a
       meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in
       about $5600.

       Next year, he'll make more than twice as much as all
       of our past presidents for all of their terms
       combined.

       Amazing isn't it? BUT:

       JORDAN WILL HAVE TO SAVE 100% OF HIS INCOME FOR 270
       YEARS TO HAVE A NET WORTH EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF BILL
       GATES.

       NERDS RULE!